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Short, One Liner Own Engagement Status for Whatsapp and Facebook [HINDI]

Short Crazy Status:

She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

Gravity always gets me down. 🙂

If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.

I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

One Liner, Short Best Friend Status for Whatsapp, Facebook in Hindi

One Liner Crazy Status:

I never said most of the things I said.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

My life needs editing.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

All men are equal before fish.

Behind every successful man… There is a confused woman.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

Sorry… I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀

HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.

Short, One Liner Miss Best Friend Status for Whatsapp and Facebook

Best Crazy Status:

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.

There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.

Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.

I spent a year in that town, on Sunday.

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

If at first, you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol 😛 😀 😛 😀

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. 😀

1000+ Short, One-Liner Quotes about Fake Love for Whatsapp, Facebook

Crazy Status for Whatsapp:

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

As for our majority… one is enough.

We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.

I love to go to Switzerland – if only to be nearby me.

Include me out.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki sochMujhe giri hui mili thi. 😛

Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal. 😛

What i if told you…you the read first line wrong… same with the second… :p

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

5000+ Short / One Liner Angry Status for Whatsapp and Facebook

Crazy Status for FB:

You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Everything is funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.

I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy.

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..”

If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.

“There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison

vI am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time … … … lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

Short, One Liner Own Engagement Status for Whatsapp and Facebook [HINDI]

Mad Status Collection:

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

My favorite type of people are the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. ?

I saw a stationery store move.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny, and I’m a good person.

It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify.

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude.

Everybody’s funny if you love them.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d…

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well… we all make mistakes.

One Liner, Short Best Friend Status for Whatsapp, Facebook in Hindi

Best Mad Status for Whatsapp:

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her….

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

Well, I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Great power comes with great electricity bills.

People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Boys think of girls like books, if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

“I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

Short, One Liner Miss Best Friend Status for Whatsapp and Facebook

Crazy Status in Hindi:

You look like a before picture.

3 AM my cell is ringing…hey, there you asleep?? No, I’m Skydiving.

All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know existed – Is only because of the shampoo

I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun?

I try to avoid things that make me fat …… Like weighing scales, mirrors, photographs…?

A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.

Do we live in world of smartphones and stupid people?

I hate math but I love counting money.

Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

Be careful of following the masses – remove the “m” and who exactly are you following?

“I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis

“Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

“I’m on a whiskey diet.. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper

1000+ Short, One-Liner Quotes about Fake Love for Whatsapp, Facebook

New Mad Status:

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

I love cakes and cakes love me back perfect relation happy ending

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

I am not LazY i’M jUst on my eNerGy saViNg moDe.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough?

It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

I love car rides so much that I actually get disappointed when we reach our destination.

Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you 😀

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside…

We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others… 😛 😀

If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. 😛

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